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By R. L. Stine

ISBN-10: 0061232785

ISBN-13: 9780061232787

ISBN-10: 0061906840

ISBN-13: 9780061906848

Buffalo wings of metal! simply how silly is silly fowl? Bernie Bridges thinks the superfowl comic strip personality is a dumb cluck! And an analogous is going for his chirpy sidekick, Little Cluck-Cluck. yet why now not make a dollar from a cluck? Bernie attempts to promote silly chook T-shirts to his acquaintances. One problem—half the college hates silly bird. Their hero is Drastic Duck, the Caped Quacker. Now Bernie unearths himself stuck in the midst of the conflict among the Clucks and the Quacks!

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I wished I’d brought more hamburger meat. “Bernie, remember,” Upchuck said, unlocking the thirty-four locks, “I’ll be watching. I want you to get the school calm and quiet right now. ” “Calm and quiet. No prob,” I said, saluting him again. Upchuck shoved me out the door and slammed it behind me. As I fought off the dogs, my brain was flipping and flopping. Headmaster Upchuck wanted me to fail. He couldn’t wait to pack my bags and send me home. But he also gave me an excuse to raise as much 35 money as I could.

No. I didn’t mean that. I need some ideas,” I said. Billy slapped me a high five. “You came to the right guy,” he said. “I have an average of 235 ideas a day. ” “Awesome,” I said. I dropped down on the edge of his bed. “I need to raise a lot of money. ” He started to think. He shut his eyes and rubbed his chin. Then he opened his eyes and rubbed his chin. Then he tugged his hair and rolled his eyes while rubbing his chin. ” he cried. “Why don’t you bring Stupid Chicken to Rotten School? Kids would pay a LOT to see Stupid Chicken in person.

In fact, I have a very big job for you,” he said. Uh-oh. Now I KNEW I was in major trouble! ” I said. “Well, if you’d like me to take over the Headmaster job for a day or two, I’m sure I could do it. But we’d miss you, sir. ” He rubbed his head till it glowed like a lightbulb. “No, Bernie. That’s not the job,” he said. ” I swallowed my gum. ” I stammered. “Nobody,” Upchuck said. ” 31 I could feel myself blushing. ” A grin spread over The Upchuck’s shiny face. “See, Bernie? This is your last chance.

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