By Dan Gutman
The weirdness by no means stops! it really is Pee Wee soccer season, and A.J.'s new trainer is loopy. She desires the lads to do push-ups within the dust. She desires them to select up a automobile. And worst of all, she desires to placed women at the crew! you will by no means think in one million hundred years what occurs within the massive online game.
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46 Oooooh! We all leaned forward. Secret plays are cool because, well, anything involving secrets is cool. Coach Hyatt began drawing lines all over the board. , you’re the quarterback, so you go here,” she barked. “Ryan, you go here. Michael, you go here. Neil, you go here. Wyatt, you go here. J. J. will flip it to Ryan. Ryan will pass it to Michael. Michael will lateral it to Neil. Neil will hand it off to Wyatt. Wyatt will run it into the end zone for a touchdown. ” we all shouted, even though none of us got it.
We all said, which is “MOM” upside down. 30 1 5 Dancing in the End Zone When we arrived for our next practice, Andrea and the girly cheerleaders were practicing their routines at the other end of the field. “Losing! Winning! We won’t lie! We’re most happy with a tie! Go . . Moose! ” 31 What a lame cheer. Finally, Coach Hyatt showed up in her Mini Cooper with her nose-picking son, Wyatt Hyatt. There was a guy sitting in the car with them, but he didn’t get out. Hmm, that was weird. Coach Hyatt blew her whistle.
I told the guys. ” sang Elvis. I pretended that the Elvis dummy was Andrea and rammed it as hard as I could. ” sang Elvis as I got off him. “Ooooooooh! ” said Coach Hyatt. Each of us got to tackle the Elvis dummy five times. It was cool. Coach Hyatt showed us how to go for the legs so the runner would fall down. Wyatt just 36 picked his nose. Doesn’t that kid ever run out of boogers? When we were finished, the coach blew her whistle and said we could take a drink from the Gatorade jug. That’s when Little Miss Perfect came over.
My Weird School Daze #4: Coach Hyatt Is a Riot! by Dan Gutman